Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on
Halloween?
A. Ghoul-aid!
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Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
A. Wrap!
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Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
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Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A. "Ghoul!"
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Q. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A. It's a pain in the neck.
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Q. Why don't mummies take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.