Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on
Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
Q. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A. It's a pain in the neck.
Q. Why don't mummies take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.